I assume this is a competitive field but here's my starting list:
Hed Shed
Snip and Snarl
Wack Job
Van Gogh Look
Bowl Cuts
Hair Butcher
Bad Bobs
U Do It
Smokin Scissor
Hair Assassin
The Hairminator
Mostly Mohawks
The Ziegfeld Follicals
Rusty Scissor
Hairy Carey
Hair Doo
Cut Up and Dye
Comb Over - Here
Dread Locks
Clipto Maniacs
Al's Sip and Snip
Trusses and Tresses
Teeze Me Pleez Me
Clippin and Trippin
Signs...
Offering Walmart's Newest Service - "Haircuts - While You Shop"
"_____ Days Without an Accident on the Job"
"We Specialize in Good Looking Spray On Hair"
"Genuine Flowbees Used Here"
And finally possibly the weirdest real beauty shop name I've ever heard of, and it's a real place...
"The Beaver Look"
