"Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed."
"Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving."
"I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage."
"I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes."
"I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars."
"I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair."
"It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else."
"The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again."
Erma Bombeck Quotes from Brainyquote.com.
