Friday, October 02, 2026

I Used to Read a Lot


 

100% man. Now you can read like hundreds of books in a few weeks. Reading is way easier now than in the old days when you had to wear out your eyes and think and stuff. 

Just ask Z.ai or Gem or Claude or whatever machine you prefer. The machine tells you what to think about a book. The machines thoughts become your thoughts - which means you have read the book. 

Don't believe that? Just ask Perplexity. 

Unknowable philosophers have told tiny Jo that this kind of knowledge is a walled garden of delights where naysayers are actually just jealous dweebs, libtards and cucks. 

Machine reading will leave you more time to kick your heavy bag, smoke cigars and weed and tell shocking jokes about fatties, retards, trannies, weirdos and beardos. 

Note - We're talkin about the woke weak low-t fatties, weirdos and beardos not the cool tough fatties like Trunk, genius weirdos like Eloon  or dope beardos like J.D. Vance, Don Jr. or Matt Walsh.